In the same way that a person’s choice of “not-IV cocktail” can offer a window into their reserved, buoyant, or even zany personality (that’s the name of your favorite shot?), their choice of wellness-boosting IV product can also tell a tale of their personality and life experience.
Our team at Flow IV Infusion Therapy has presided over hundreds of IV treatments. We’ve heard your stories, shared some of our own, and have had the pleasure of learning what drives people to strive for higher standards of health and wellness.
While every story and every patient is completely unique, we have noticed some recurring themes connected to each patient’s choice of cocktail. In other words, each cocktail seems to speak to a specific life story and personality type. Wondering what they’re saying? Read on, and you just might find yourself inside.
Hair of the Dog: You’re Fun, but Functional
“My name is [insert your name], and I like to party.”
This may not be your choice of words when making introductions, and you may not be a habitual partier, but it only takes one night of overdone revelries to earn yourself a nasty hangover.
Sure, you could hit the local greasy spoon the next morning for some triple-stacked, egg-topped monstrosity of a burger, but times have changed. IV infusion therapy can give you the hangover cure you need without this artery-clogging “treatment approach.”
Yes, you’re fun, but going to work, hanging with the family, and just plain-old existence is very not fun when hungover. You’re fun, but you’ve evolved—you arrange transportation, hang on to your phone and keys, and even refrain from calling “that person” after a few drinks. And you even have a hangover solution ready to go. Look at you!
Regeneration IV Drips: You’re a Globetrotting Grinder
Jet lag is a fickle thing. Sometimes, it hits like a truck as soon as you make it to the hotel room, and other times, it has a delayed fuse.
But in either case, the common thread is this: ain’t nobody, including you, got time for that. Whether you’re on a work trip, a vacation, or one of those “I’ll aimlessly wander around the city for three days after the convention ends” situations, a Jet Lag/Regenerate drip is your go-to for getting up to speed quickly so you can be productive.
You’re the person whose friends are jealous of your travel-vlog-esque social media accounts. You’re the person who would rather squeeze in a new adventure over a three-day weekend than vegetate on the couch. And thanks to the Jet Lag/Regenerate drip, you can keep trotting without the jet lag.
Nature’s Defense: You’re the “I Can’t Get Sick” Friend
Some people triple check every door before leaving the house, others bring five times the supplies they need for a two-day camping trip, but you? Your preferred form of over-preparedness is constantly shoring up your immune system against illness. You’re the “I can’t get sick” friend of your social circle, and that’s okay.
In fact, it’s not even really a form of over-preparedness—especially if your immune system is historically a slacker and/or if it’s that time of year.
If this sounds like you, then the Nature’s Defense drip is your IV drip of choice. This nutritionally dense immune-boosting cocktail is loaded with B vitamins, zinc, magnesium, high-dose vitamin C, and sodium chloride.
The Weight Loss IV Drip: You’re On a Hero’s Journey
You’re not doing it for the social media story. You’re not doing it to impress your friends and family. You’re not even doing it to improve the way you look. You’re embarking on a weight loss journey to prove to yourself that you can do it. To make and follow through on a promise you made to yourself.
And no, there is no miracle supplement or “hack” that’s going to do the hard work for you. But there are certainly tools that can nudge you along as you burst through plateau after plateau. That’s why you choose the weight loss drip when setting up mobile IV treatment. Loaded with B vitamins and glutathione, this drip facilitates post-workout recovery while adding heaps of coal to your body’s fat-burning furnace.
Do it for you and you alone! (We do want to see that montage, though.)
Pre-Game Drip: You’re an Opportunistic Athlete
Who says that rec league volleyball in your 30s isn’t an occasion for pre-game preparation? Who says you have to be all “friendly” and “sportsmanlike”? (Well, you should probably still be friendly and sportsmanlike.)
Point being, you’re competitive, but also savvy. You want to win, but also care about taking care of your body and reducing your chances of sustaining an injury during that upcoming athletic event.
This is why you need the Just Fluids & Electrolytes Drip. Think sports drink, but twice the potency and 86 the suspicious sugars and coloring.
Myers’ Cocktail: You’ve Considered Making Your Own Shampoo
Finally, we’ll be the ones to say it if no one else has yet: you’re that “natural remedy” friend. It doesn’t matter if it’s a minor cut or if something is hanging by a thread—you’re the “oh, just rub [insert herbal remedy] on it” person.
While we would most certainly nudge you towards seeking more formalized medical care when handling more acute or severe issues, you can still satisfy your affinity for gentler and less pharmaceutically involved interventions when addressing chronic issues with Myers’ Cocktail.
Loaded with magnesium, calcium gluconate, vitamin C, and other wellness-affirming nutrients, Myers’ Cocktail is your go-to “solution” (get it?) for a wide range of conditions.
